so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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