yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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