i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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