He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You need a sexual gate keeper
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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