Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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