I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just gift wrapped bread.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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