I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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