lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
