Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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