at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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