Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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