I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Randomize
