she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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