i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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