talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She's the barista slut.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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