omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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