..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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