yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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