You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Blood and glitter go together right?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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