Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
