You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Randomize
