White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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