Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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