I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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