i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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