Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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