walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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