It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
