i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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