So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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