Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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