You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Do vagina's smell?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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