So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
