Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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