she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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