We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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