he told me I talked like a deaf person
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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