Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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