I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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