If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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