Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
