would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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