and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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