last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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