This is not my ceiling
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You dont lie about slip and slides
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I want to fling myself into the sun
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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