I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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