Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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