He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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