Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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