Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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